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Thursday, March 18th, 2004
5:00 pm
you like talking shit?
Napalm in the Morning. a flame/insult community. Check it out.

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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
6:22 pm
Share your arguments with idiots.
Backstory - I had changed my status on yahoo to "view my webcam" even though it wasnt connected to see how many people i could fool into thinking it was on. A lot. This guy was one.

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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
9:18 pm
Application, and shut the fuck up
1. Name: Zane Andre
2. Age: 17
3. Place of residency: Vista, California.. the methlab of the world.
4. Name some of your favorite bands: Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
5. 3 all-time favorite songs: Great big white world - Marilyn Manson, Ringfinger - Nine Inch Nails, Under the Bridge - RHCP
6. Top three books and why: Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess, The Jungle - Upton Sinclair, Wizard of Earthsea- Ursula K. LeGuin
7. Top five movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix(first one, thrid one was alright as well), Hackers, does my Manson dvd count? that's pretty badass...
8. Favorite television show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
9. What makes you think you are one extreme homey G slice funkadelic flashmasta funky G fresh? I'm not funkydelicious or whateverthefuck but I am pretty badass and I'm not afraid to smack people in the face with my dork.
10. What do people label you as? What are your opinions on that? People label me as? I don't really know, I honestly believe I'm in a class of my own and I don't mean to be cliche about it because I know really know anyone who shares my exact tastes for music or clothing, etc. I've been labelled a druggie which doesn't bother me, but what that entails as a label is not always true.

11. Five pet peeves: Fat people, Ugly people, noisy children, people with terrible laughs, and any combination of the above.
12. Five interesting things about you: I have red hair, I play guitar, I'm persuing a BS in Mechanical Engineering and a minor in Electrical Engineering, I have a tendency to show people my penis when I'm intoxicated, I haven't met a person I couldn't make laugh.
13. What about you would improve this community? I would ... make sure to flame any lamer who doesn't belong here.
14. What do you want to be when you grow up? see above? an engineer, but currently I'll have to settle with the title "MacGuyver Stoner"
15. Five favorite words/expressions:"shatty", "sonuvabitch", erogenous, "fry nuts" and "filthy whore"
16. Personal quote/mantra: "A good song should make you wanna tap your foot and get with your girl, a great song should destroy cops and set fire to the suburbs. I'm only interested in writing great songs" -Tom Morello
17. Most effective way of government? Why? Communism in a perfectly inhuman society(free from greed, etc) but I think a true democracy would do pretty well with our current brain chemistry(note: America is *not* a true democracy)
18. Any special talents we should know about? I have the uncanny ability to be hit by moving vehicles. 'nuff said
19. What song lyric represents you the best and why? "all my stitches itch, my prescriptions low, I wish you were queen, just for today, in a world that's so white, what else can I say?
20. A picture is required. see icon, or ..

the latter was taken 5 minutes ago. My current host is down so I don't have any of my best pics up right now =(
21. What if I was to say your mother's a whore? I wouldn't really do anything, except make fun of your mother in return

9:09 am
1. Name: christina.
2. Age: seventeen.
3. Place of residency: well...if el cajon is the asshole of southern california, i guess that would make vista the pre-pubescent ballsac?
4. Name some of your favorite bands: the black dahlia murder, nine inch nails, evergreen terrace, it dies today, his infernal majesty, death cab for cutie, justin timberlake
5. 3 all-time favorite songs: nine inch nails- hurt, it dies today- freak gasoline fight accident, SOD- speak english or die
6. Top three books and why: nietzsche- beyond good and evil, because it was a precursor to "mein kampf", and anyone helping out the procreation of the master race is obviously a helping hand, vonnegut- god bless you dr.kevorkian, because as much as i love slaughterhouse five amongst vonnegut's other works, dr.kevorkian is sentimentally inspiring to me in the sense that he was very much like little adolph-ey, he had the right idea, was just unfortunately a bit of an underacheiver. aaand, the bible, because it makes a great bedtime story for kids (kinda like the jungle book), particularly job.
7. Top five movies: enemy at the gates, pirates of the caribbean, the LOTR trilogy, the virgin suicides, the life of david gale.
8. Favorite television show: forensic files.
9. What makes you think you are one extreme homey G slice funkadelic flashmasta funky G fresh? That's right, you heard me. well, for one thing, i am white as the next albino's asscrack, but i can be fly, sometimes, uhh i am the straight up thuggin "coon" with the platinum plated glock hanging from my neck, and although that may not sound like a practical firearm for gang warfare, do not let yourself think for one second that i do not brandish other firearms. dont get your colored minority bitchass caught in an enfilade of FATE bullets. hollow tipped, and filled with bleach, nukkas. allright that was really gay, i can't tell you why i am funky fresh, because i really am not, comrades. i'm just an uber racist redneck tryin' to make other people see it my way.
10. What do people label you as? What are your opinions on that? redneck- agreed. communist- well, i am russian..so agreed. a total and complete heartless asshole- well, i am YOUR galvanized friend, if only i had a heart!
11. Five pet peeves: mexicans who think i owe it to them too move out of the way because i am actually the one without a social security number, black people who think that i personally made THEIR grandmother pick my cotton, when you're at marshalls or something and you spot a killer pair of via spiga sandals, and some sneaky asian jumps out of the silk plant section to swoop them before i get over there, when you're on the tram in hawaii and you manage to piss the master race off and get them to call you "a crazy american whore", and when illegal immigrants try to give me shit about being an immigrant too, since i am not native american. guess what motherfuckers, i still have a SS# and you still don't, ass ram!
12. Five interesting things about you: i am not interesting, by far..i support my quarter of the russian heritage through purchasing soviet commissar belt buckles off e-bay and putting up huge soviet flags as wall coverings, i am wearing a hobbit cloak, i could probably talk my way out of capital murder, i have a "potential" gun collection, i have a fetish for stealing the "do not disturb" signs on hotel doors, especially the shell lei ones in hawaii, hehh heh, speaking of which, alyssa, do you want some of those since you stole a large quantity to contribute to the loot?
13. What about you would improve this community? probably post XTREME offensive propaganda and get racial.
14. What do you want to be when you grow up? just like charlton heston.
15. Five favorite words/expressions: "fucking shitdick" "ass ___(insert any football team name)" "i will beat the living straight out of you" "big....gayhomoqueer" "yeah, jesus saw that.."
16. Personal quote/mantra: when it comes to bloodshed.."waste not"
17. Most effective way of government? Why? fascism. because i know the answers to everything, and i would make all the goddamn rappers with about sixteen cars each completely shit poor and make them work in the stock rooms of grocery stores instead, so it's kind of like communism in the sense that i am re-distributing the wealth, but fascism in the sense that i am re-distributing it to myself.
18. Any special talents we should know about? i can lick my elbow.
19. What song lyric represents you the best and why? "love is the fall of man"- shai hulud. probably because i am a hate monger and don't believe in feelings. other than hate, of course.
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21. What if I was to say your mother's a whore? i'd probably to tell you to stop fucking watching south park and watch more aqua teen because the mooninite voice is damn funny even if lynda hates it.

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